Kidnapped By Pirates

Please read the overview and all the descriptions of the suspects before the party. Sometimes we hide clues in these descriptions.

Overview

It’s Columbus’s third voyage. He’d already sailed the ocean blue and discovered America (although he still thinks he went to part of Asia) and he was being brought back to Spain for investigation when pirates overtook the ship he was on.

The rest of the crew was set off in rowboats for the nearby coast of Spain. Most thought Columbus was with them, but he has just been discovered missing. Your job is to work out which pirate kidnapped him and kept him on board and why they did this or why Columbus pretended to be kidnapped.

Suspect descriptions

The pirate suspects present at the party are:

Christopher Columbus

I am an explorer, colonizer and navigator. The King and Queen of Spain funded my voyages and established me as governor of Hispaniola. But the colonists had complained about my rule, and they had sent an investigator to bring me back and now pirates have kidnapped me. Dress suggestions: Wear an auburn or blonde wig, a cap and old fashioned clothes. Carry a compass. Add some of the kidnapper’s ropes and also carry the blindfold that had been used on you.

Captain Blood

I was orphaned as a child and thus had to learn how to fend for myself. When I’m not pirating, I’m usually stealing or robbing people. Because of the cold exterior I’ve had to build over the years, I’ve earned my nickname. Dress suggestions: Wear traditional pirate gear and don a plastic sword. Maybe smear tomato sauce on your clothes. Add a fake tattoo.

Quartermaster Jack

I am from Britain and I have spent my whole life on various pirate ships. Although I am a thief, I am a kind one and I try to divvy up the bounty as fairly as I can. I am also the one that assigns all the work. I’m the captain’s right-hand man. Dress suggestions: Wear a patch over one eye and other traditional pirate gear and talk in a British accent, if possible. Carry gold coins or other plunder. Add a fake tattoo.

Pugwash

I got this nickname because I am a scaredy-cat. I jump at the dark, when I think I’ve seen a mouse, etc. Because I am so afraid, I do not wear a patch over my eye as other pirates do. I’m the boatswain, the one who orders all the supplies and I inspect rigging every morning. Dress suggestions: Wear pirate gear and carry a magnifying glass to see any bugs or mice. Carry a fly squatter.

Powder Monkey

It’s my job to bring up the gunpowder from below deck when the cannon crews need it. I do this and other roustabout chores. Sometimes I also help swab the deck. Dress suggestions: Wear loose clothes so you can move easily. Act like the youngest on board. Don a pirate hat as well. Bring a mop.

Clegg

I am very good at mathematics. I’m in charge of all the maps and help navigate our course across the oceans. Women love me, as I’m very smooth with words and moves. However, although I am good at mental calculations, I am not very good at practical things that involve my hands. Dress suggestions: Wear pirate gear and eyeglasses. Carry an old map and a compass.

Surgeon Grinandbearit

I was originally kidnapped but I have settled into the pirate lifestyle. Sometimes I have to amputate which is how I got my nickname. Dress suggestions: Wear clothes that are a bit more stylish than most pirates. Carry a thermometer or a bandage.

Minstrel Mike

I’m the musician on board so everyone loves me. I try to keep everyone’s spirits up during the seemingly endless days on board. Sometimes I also dance around a bit while I play – after all we all like to party and that’s why we became pirates. Dress suggestions: Wear pirate gear & carry an instrument & old English folk tunes.

Cordon Cornbeef

I’m the cook. Sometimes rations run very low so I have to make a little stretch a long way. It isn’t easy. But when we’ve got new supplies from boats we’ve plundered I get to make it a bit more fancy. Dress suggestions: Traditional pirate get-up. Add an apron but make it a messy looking one. Make yourself look plump.

Jose

I’m Spanish. I’m new to being a pirate, so “new to the ropes” as they say. It’s more fun than growing corn and I really love learning all there is to learn about sailing and I love being at sea. Dress suggestions: Wear pirate gear but make it a bit more colorful.

Optional witness descriptions

Hammer Harry – I’m the carpenter on board. It’s my job to repair damage to the masts, yards, hatches, and hull, and to keep the ship’s leaky seams in check with wooden plugs and oakum fibers. People respect what I do because no one wants to swim home. Dress suggestions: Wear the usual pirate get up, but also carry a hammer and some wooden plugs and/or nails or other carpenter tools. Add a fake tattoo.

Clyde Cannonball  – I’m the gunner. I’m in charge of the canons and other artillery on board. The recoil on some of these can kill you, so it takes a bit of skill to manage them correctly and not to let them overheat. Dress suggestions:  Pirate uniform and carry a black fake cannonball. Add a fake tattoo.

Eagle Eyes – I’m the rigger so I have the most dangerous job on board, as I’m the one that goes up on the higher decks. I’m also the one with the best eyesight so I can spot things on the horizon. Dress suggestions: Wear simple pirate clothes and carry a telescope, which you can use to spot land and ships ahoy.

Sammy – I’m the cabin boy. I take care of the needs of the captain and bring him his water and meals and so on. I’m pretty low on the hierarchy, which doesn’t make it easy. I get ribbed a lot. Dress suggestions: Wear simple pirate clothes and carry a bottle of water (not a plastic bottle – a glass one).

Barry the Barrelmaker – I’m a cooper – a barrel maker. A lot of important things on board like the gunpowder and the food gets stored in barrels, but because they are always getting tossed about as we roll about on the ocean, they need constant upkeep. Dress suggestions: Wear simple pirate clothes and carry a tool or two.

Ned the Needler – I’m the sail maker. I also repair the hammocks when they get busted. So I’m good with a needle and thread, but I am in no way a sissy if that’s what you’re thinking. I’m as tough as the rest of them. Dress suggestions: Wear simple pirate clothes and carry a tiny sailing ship or some fabric, thread and needles.